Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Randomize
