pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
