what if I'm pregnant?
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dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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