help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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