I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
