You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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