Too much gin, very little bucket
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
How naked do you want me to be?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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