Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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