that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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