We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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