I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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