Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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