dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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