People with herpes should wear stickers.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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