Where is the hickey?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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