if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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