i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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