it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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