left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I licked your asshole in confidence.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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