Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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