jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This house was built for laser tag.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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