belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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