ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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