other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
