I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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