So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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