They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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