What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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