So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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