what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
soo... how was my night?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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