I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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