I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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