escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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