she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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