You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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