I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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