i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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