I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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