she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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