I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I wish I only lived at night.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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