Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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