There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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