Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Randomize
