Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
dude. I can hear the air.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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