dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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