i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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