I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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