is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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