oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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