You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
