i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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