Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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