All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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