At least make sure they are 18
Why
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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