so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
What drink are we having for lunch?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
