so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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