$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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